Take the test to know whether you are PATHETIC, a MORON or a NORMAL being

Get ready for the mighty questionnaire.

What steps will you take to reach your office?

Your selection of options will determine which type of person are you?

You can write down in the comment box below.

Here we go!!!

Q.1) Suppose you wake up half an hour late. What will you do?

A) You will go to sleep again. ( Beware, you still have a BOSS).

B) You will wake up and will try to make up for the lost time.

C) You will start crying! ( LOL, ROFL, LMAO).

Q.2) Suppose you go to the toilet for refreshing yourself and you find out that there is no water?

A) You will use your tagline “Mujhe farak nahi girta” and will go to your office without taking a bath. ( Please write your name down if you select this option).

B) You will use the left over water that you have stored in a big water drum. ( You have a back up plan for everything.)

C) You will wait for the water to come (Beware, You are already late).

Q.3) Now you get out of your home and are waiting for the bus. What will you do if it doesn’t come for another 10 mins?

A) You don’t have any problem if you get late. ( no matter how late you get, you will not catch a rickshaw or a taxi).

B) You will catch a rickshaw or a taxi ( Beware, they are costly!!).

C) You will do nothing as you don’t have the guts to ask for a lift. ( Bechara!!!)

Q.4) Suppose you take a bus but due to some technical problem it stops and you are advised to catch some other transport. What will you do?

A) You will again wait for the bus. ( Itni akadh kis baat ke liye, AMBANI hai kya re???)

B) You will ask for a lift. ( You are no one special if you select this option).

C) You will return to your home because you will think its your bad day. (” There are neurosurgeons available in your city, please visit one today”).

Q.5) Suppose you take a lift, then how are you going to reciprocate the favour?

A) You will tell him that he has done nothing special instead of what was written in his fate. ( Beware, he may take you back to the same place where he picked you up and say this was also written in my fate).

B) You will give him a broad smile before leaving his car and say thank you ( If you have dare, select option A or C)

C) You will invite him for a dinner and will give away half of your property to him. ( Please give me your contact number, i will help you regularly).

Q.6) Suppose while climbing up the stairs for reaching your office, you slip and fall down. What will you do?

A) You will get up and stamp on the ground with your feet as hard as possible before going in. ( Anti-excitation pills are available in the market, exclusively for people like you).

B) You will immediately get up and will go in, without hearing anyone mocking at you. ( Dil se kaho “hamme hai hero”).

C) You will keep on lying on the ground and will let everyone mock at you. ( Remember “himmat-e-marda, madat-e-khuda.“)

If most of your answers are option A, then you are a MORON!!!

If most of your answers are option B, then you are NORMAL!!!

If most of your answers are option C, then you are PATHETIC!!!

Please comment your answers and share with everyone so that they come to know who is the ” REAL YOU”.

Thank you for taking the test.

Will be back with some more exciting topics, till then stay tuned.

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