Get ready for the mighty questionnaire.
Suppose if you ever get a lamp and a genie comes out of it then what will you do?
You can write your answers along with the question numbers in the comment box below.
Here we go!!!
Q.1) Suppose you have an expensive lamp and one day a merchant comes who says to exchange it for a magic lamp which has a genie inside. What will you do?
- A) You will give him a pale and a rusty look at his face. (He will probably understand its time to run before my ass gets kicked off).
- B) You will have pity on him and will give him no more than 10 rupees and say “jaa vada-pav khaale”.
- C) You will definitely exchange your lamp with it with a bright smile across your face. ( Well who can miss a chance to become Aladdin).
Q.2) Suppose you purchase the lamp and you bring it inside, what will be your first reaction?
- A) You will keep it at your store room only to resell it to a kabadiwala.( Lets see how many of you choose this option.)
- B) You will sell it in a pawn shop. (Go to “PAWN STARS” but beware of daddu and chumlee).
- C) You will go mad and start shouting “I got a genie”. (Don’t get so happy that you start running on the road fully nude like archimedes).
Q.3) What will you do if a real genie comes out of it after you rub the lamp?
- A) You will not bother about it and will send it inside the lamp again. ( In short you will maintain your “Mujhe farak nahi girta hai” attitude).
- B) You will search about it on the internet and will gain information on how to deal with the genie. ( You are an option “B” guy/girl)
- C) You will go insane and will not be able to believe your luck once you see him. ( Dont die out of happiness like the guy who died after winning a lottery in malamaal weekly).
Q.4) Now the genie asks you your first wish. What will it be?
- A) Your first wish will be that you get a fair price when you sell the lamp tomorrow. (Please write your name down if you select this option.)
- B) Your first wish will be that you a get a lavish palace to live. (Option “B” guy)
- C) Your first wish will be that you get an extra wish. ( Believe it or not, “you are a Tare zameen par”.)
Q.5) What will be your second wish?
- A) You will ask for more such lamps so that you can earn more money by selling them.( Please mention your name in the comment box.)
- B) You will ask for a beautiful wife.( Smart boy!!!)
- C) You will still ask for another wish. (Beware, you are frustating the genie.)
Q.6) What will be your third wish?
- A) You will say “don’t you understand, i dont need you. Just fk off”. (Beware, the person who can reward you with a wish can even punish you brutally!!!)
- B) You will ask the genie to serve you forever. (Dont think yourself to be intelligent if you choose this, its option “B” by the way.)
- C) You will still ask him for another wish. (Sorry bro you are history now!!!).
If most of your answers are option A, then sorry to say but you are a MORON!!!
If most of your answers are option B, then congratulations, you are INTELLIGENT!!!
If most of your answers are option C, then you are definitely a GONE CASE!!!
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