Get ready for the mighty questionnaire.
Suppose if GOD gets sick of you and one day he teleports you to a parallel universe which is governed by different laws of physics.
Write down your answers along with the question numbers in the comment box below.
Here we go!!!
Q.1) How would you react to the sudden change in gravity?
A) You will jump out of your bed to check out the gravity. Kudos if you fly but dont blame me if you fall right on your nose.
B) You will first of all pick up a light object kept besides you and throw it up in the air and after observing its behaviour will decide how to get off the bed.
C) You will flip a coin and will jump off if you get a head or get down gently if you get a tail. (Contact Dr. Anubhavi Palanhaar(the experienced caretaker)).
Q.2) You are thirsty and open up the fridge. You find out that everyone drinks coca-cola instead of water. What will you do?
A) You will drink from another bottle which contains a tranparent liquid similar to water. ( Remember: Creativity is best expressed only with a pen and paper)
B) You will search for a machine that could extract out water from the mixture and then drink.
C) You will start jumping and shouting “Aakhirkaar zindagi mai sab kuch mil gaya”.
Q.3) Now you set out for doing your daily chores (nitya kriyaye) and enter the toilet but its totally different from what you normally use. What will you do?
A) You will make or break the pot and convert it like the one that you have been using since your childhood. ( Pleasee mention how the hell are you gonna get the tools to construct or deconstruct)
B) You will find out a way to use the pot. ( Apna to 1 hi kehna hai “JAISA DES VAISA BHES”).
C) You will curse GOD and at last sit down on it no matter if the place you sat down was actually made for collecting the excreta. (Tera to ab shudhikaran karna padhega).
Q.4) Now you set out to bath. As soon as you open up the shower, instead of water you see lava coming ouf it. What will you do?
A) You will go upto the fridge and say “Let’s take a cola bath” with a wicked smile across your face. ( “NAHANE NA MILEGA DUBARA”)
B) You will simply close the shower and will not take the bath. ( Sometimes its better to get dirty rather than to risk your life).
C) You are history. (Bola tha na Dr Anubhavi palanhaar ko dikhale)
Q.5) Now that you are hungry, you need something to eat. You again open up the fridge and find out all sorts of dishes kept over there ranging from roti-dal to noodles and non-veg?
A) You will fill your plate with 1 item from all the dishes. (Control bhai control, kuch zaada hi creativity ho gayi hai).
B) You will wisely fill your platter with the items that you are familiar to.(Hava mai mat udh… option B hai bhai)
C) You will roar like Tarzan, beat your hands upon your chest and then gulp in everything. (You will prove that gorillas were infact our ancestors).
If most of your answers were option A, then you are creative.
If most of your answers were option B, then you are intelligent.
If most of your answers were option C, then sorry to say but you are a moron.
Please comment your answers and share with everyone so that they come to know who is the “REAL YOU”.
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