5 ways to be a politician

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1. Do less, talk more.

2. Make unrealistic promises before elections and forget them as soon as you win.

3. Reach a university, speak up or the anti-nationalists and get a new vote bank.

4. Arrange a collective wedding session, give them incentives and yipee… you get another vote bank.

5. Dont help the people when it is needed the most, wait for the conditions to worsen. After it becomes a TRP gainer and a debatable issue, provide minimal help and become a hero.

😂Only for entertainment purpose😂

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