A man entered the washroom to brush his teeth. When he picked up his toothbrush, he saw a tiny insect hiding inside it.
“What are you hiding from?” asked the man.
“From you,” said the insect.
“From me? I brush my teeth every day. Don’t you think it’s the most dangerous place for you to hide?” retorted the astonished man.
“Don’t you think your boss’s closet is the most dangerous place to hide? Next time, hide under the bed and keep your ears open. You will have a gala time,” advised the insect and flew away.